Do you yearn to become a patron of the arts? Tired of the walls in your apartment having no personality? Need a tasteful conversation starter for your dinner guests or your imaginary girlfriend? Look no further! I have high quality art prints of some of my favorite collage pieces, ready to be adopted into your lovely home.
“Well this sounds like a wonderful oppertunity to support yet another naive Brooklyn-based artistic dreamer who doesn’t want to contribute to society!” – What you are thinking.
I’m glad you agree! And it’s never been easier to support my pipe dream of being an established artist, all you have to do is buy something from me!
For just 20 bucks, the tax, and the shipping cost to whatever corner of God’s green Earth you live on, my art can be yours and enlighten everyone who gazes upon it.
Send an email to: wittgenslime1@gmail.com with your print request. For now, I can only handle payment through Venmo, but I hope to expand this opperation eventually. Also every order comes with a free sticker of my Al Dente collage and some handwritten philosophy.
Take a look at these beautiful pieces that are just imploring you to take them to your bedroom (all prints are 11″x14″ and on coverstock paper):
Matriarch Collage Print
Repetitive Data Collage Print
The Lie Collage Print
Talkin’ Business Collage Print
Halo Collage Print
Hendrix Solo Collage Print
Ants and Drones Collage Print
Wesenheit Collage Print
Other Worlds Collage Print
Conspiracy Collage Print
The Other Man Collage Print
Engine Inspection Collage Print
Reviews from REAL owners of my art:
“Harrison’s collage print came in handy when I had to write down an address and there was no paper nearby.” – Josh L. (Political Consultant and Armchair Intellectual)
“He needs to get another job, whatever you do, don’t support his delusion by buying his art.” – Artist’s Mom
“Wow, these prints are fantastic for scaring people away! I put a few in my yard, and now I’m no longer pestered by mormons, socialist canvasers, or porch pirates. Thank you Wittgenslime!” – Former US President Jimmy Carter’s last words
“My Dad’s a big fan of Wittgenslime’s work!” – Jesus of Nazareth (Carpenter and Prophet)
Harrison Rios 